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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:15 am 
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Well holy fucking beejeesus I never run contests right? OH HELLS NO. I run fucking fantastic ones. Ones with insane meats and booze.

On the show Thursday 13th september I shall be sweaing my motherless bloody fucking head off on air (well I'll be being my usual dickish self). The challenge to you dear KAKAMONSTARZ is to guess how many times I will cuss or be generally foul mouthed. There will be festoonings of meet and drinks and maybe other wonders. I believe there is at least a mill sitting in Sir Prize Butt Sehks just WANTING to be given out.

SO anyway to the bloody point.... ever played that game "guess the jellybeans in the paint can/glass jar"? Yeah well we're doing that. You all need to guess how many times my potty mouth will get the better of me. Post your best estimate in this thread and prizes to be had.

I'm still figuring out the pool of goodies. But Biggest prize will be the exact number. Otherwise it will be closest wins. Probabaly participation goodies as well.

How to enter? POST HERE. I will not be entering this thread until after the show thursday 13/09/2012. I will then give out prizes on the thursday show next I am on air.

Eligability: Post here. Do NOT send me a guess any other way. It will only be accepted here. You must say "hi" and get a response from me on the 13th of september (response required as I'll be checking you off on the list. Entries close on the thread at the start of the show that night.

Oh yes.... And prefix your entry with KOL player name and ID please.

EDIT:

There has been the suggestion of the show being recorded and getting an accurate count.if you want to volunteer for this. Please post in the thread and we'll use and post that recording here for the formal verdict.

I'll edit in later re confirming prize pool.

Now go......

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:44 am 
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Once for every song.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:46 am 
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m41c01m 1489670
I guess 374


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:57 pm 
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Quisalas 1204605

47 fucks
17 motherfuckers
93 shits
3 bitches

190 total.

(at least 30 random swear words, possibly Australian ones I don't know)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:22 am 
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213, unless you make a specific effort to make every effin other gosh darn word a mofo freakin cuss word. : :twisted:







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(and I don't think there's any confusion as to which one, but 239882)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:24 pm 
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Okay, that's a three hour show. Looks like, according to last-played, it takes you on average 5 minutes per track, but most songs are going to be around 3:30 in length, meaning about 1.5 minutes of talking per song, or 18 minutes per hour of chatter, for a total of 54 minutes of talking during the show. IF you intend to really pepper your talking bits with cuss words, let's guess an average of 8 / minute, for a final entry of (8*54)= 432 foul expressions for the show.

Now, if you intend to be an asshole about the whole thing and actually try to not cuss at all, I think you'll be able to keep it down to 6. <3 :D


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:34 am 
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The number is 264.
franz1 (#2272489)


Proof: According to the Theorem of Cussing we have

C = (shi * t^2) / (b - 1 + t * chi)

where
C = number of cuss words
t = duration of show, in minutes
chi = KoL player ID of DJ
shi = Dr. Foulmouth's constant = 10^6 if DJ is Kaka, 1 otherwise
b = number of pants that should be worn during the show

Substituting values results in

C = (10^6 * 180^2) / (0 - 1 + 180 * 681407) = roughly 264


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ENTRIES CLOSED LET THE FUCKING BEGIN

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Prizes to be dished out on confirmation of the count in a fortnight 27/09/2012

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