GlEbs

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That ginger kid that licks strawberries.

GlEbs started out as Glebs, but had to capitalize the "E" in his name in order for Jick to be able to pronounce it correctly on air. He is also known as Gleebs.

Ledgendary.

Some say glEbs is the nippliest player in KoL, having nipples the size of pie plates which he shows to anyone with a camera. He was linked to whale-human adult relations in the past, having several interludes at Mystic Seaport. Please dont judge this sick sick minor.


  • GlEbs is also very good at winning radio contests. In less than a year, he has won over 50 contests on air. He attributes his winnings to his lack of lag on the radio because he plays it on realplayer, which allows you to skip ahead of the lag. He also posesses admirable google-fu and wiki-fu skills. His internet browser of choice is Firefox, but he will use Internet Explorer when on more than one character at once. GlEbs has been to 3 KoL meetups, and plans on attending KoLcon3.
  • He is popular among the DJs as well. KolMohDee has declared that glEbs is his official jailbait catcher, to keep himself out of jail with his flocks of underaged female fans. He also has an on the table proposal from Haplo for senior prom.

He collects 1.21 jigawatts, toy six seater hovercrafts, slap and tickles with flies in them, urinal cakes and both kinds of guitarrrs.

Comments on glEbs

  • GlEbs was born a poor black child. He was given to a wild pack of woodpeckers as a youth and took on their colorful plumage as an homage. As a part of his upbringing he learned to eat grubs he finds under the bark of trees, and to fly. It took him awhile to learn flight, as he has no feathers, but by persevering and braiding his arm hair he fashioned crude wings and took to the skies. He spent a few months learning to soar but a horrible accident involving nair removed his wings, so he left the nest at the tender age of ten. It was then that glEbs moved on to the big city to make his way in the world. It was his ability to ask hundreds of questions an hour that got him his first job as a moustache ride mechanic, he took the quarters and helped with maintenance. Its a good time to gloss over the actual specifics of his job. After a few months and several hair-burns he moved on to the Kingdom of Loathing. The rest is history... Written by: SlabBulkHead
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