Merik cannot read or write.
Darth Sarra couldn't take this place remaining blank, so she wrote.
The History of Merik as told by Darth Sarra (#381681)
Merik was the first musical Jew ever recorded in history. He began his life as a general in the Chinese army. He spent several hundred years in the Alps perfecting the mystical tae-bo jitsu. When he came to America in 1754, he struck it rich in montana mining gold and spent the next 50 years drunk on a yacht in denmark. Later, posing as a member of the Gestappo in World War I, Merik single-handedly freed 600,000 jews from twenty-four concentration camps. he was introduced into the league of justice as The Jewsician seventeen years ago.
Side Notes About Merik
Merik is Dragonnade's favorite DJ as he has respect for the female gender. Go Merik.