Pasta Far Eye

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Pasta Far Eye
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 Show Name:  The Crusades of the Mutant Hippy Psychic Warlord 
 Prize Multi:  Shroomicide Girl (#1732026) 

 Age:  50 
 Sex:  Male 
 Location:  Deep within the Violet Fog 
 Email:  pastafareye@yahoo.com 
 Twitter:  pastafareye 

Show Times:
Wed 2am-4am Eastern US Time.
Check the schedule for extra shows!






Contents

Bio

In the beginning, all was darkness and void 
and PFE was content in his meditative solitude. 
Then God came along and tripped over PFE 
and PFE did verily exclaim, 
"You blind, idiot bastard! Turn on a fuckin' light!"
And God said: 
Let there be light. 
and there was light 
and PFE muttered ruefully,
"Damn. There goes the neighborhood." 

PFE was discovered passed out in the gutter behind the KoL Addicts Clan Hall. As this gutter is also the secret lounge for clan officers and admins, it was just assumed that he was a new clan officer. (It took most of a year to correct that error.) Like a salmon drawn upstream to its ancestral spawning grounds, PFE soon found his way into the Violet Fog. At first, his rantings about finding "the promised land" were dismissed as the delusions of a drug crazed hippy. Then, when he proceeded to literally carve the Half-Astral Studio out of the vapors of the fog itself, his rantings were praised as the divine prophecies of a drug crazed hippy. When someone "reminded" him that he needed astral mushrooms to get to the Violet Fog, he replied "No way man, I haven't come down since 1972! How d'you think I can find my way around the place so well? It's like the back of my hand... only bigger. See, look at my hand. Oh fuck! Where's my hand? Dude! Who stole my hand?!"

PFE claims to have been previously engaged variously as a genocidal despot, balrog rancher, ascetic mystic, clone arranger, rat hunter, interdimensional tour guide, and Godzilla repellent. Some of this has actually been confirmed.

FridgeTroll

Apparently, PFE and FridgeTroll formerly shared a skull, where PFE claims Fridge was perpetually late on his share of the rent. PFE found an old refrigerator in the Haunted Kitchen, set it up in the back room of the studio, kicked Fridge out of his skull and told him that he could live in the refrigerator as long as he didn't get arrested. Perhaps contrary to PFE's story, or perhaps in support of it, prior to the installation of that refrigerator there is no evidence of FridgeTroll's existence. Given PFE's ability to seemingly warp the fabric of reality it may not be such a surprise that FridgeTroll's volume is greater than that defined by the external dimensions of the fridge.

the balrog

PFE has a large offspring who is known online and on-air as the balrog. The balrog occasionally attempts to invade the studio and wreak havoc while PFE is broadcasting, these events are referred to as "balrog attacks."

Flying Spaghetti Monster?

"Sure, pass the romano cheese."

More than anything else, PFE is a vessel used by many extradimensional creatures for their visits to various dimensions in which PFE is comfortable. The most powerful and enduring of these creatures is his beard, which is bent on nothing less than universal domination.

PFE asserts that his spleen is responsible for universal expansion (much to the dismay of his beard). At some point in the past, his ego expanded to nearly the full volume of the universe. In order to maintain control of his ego, his spleen expanded to contain his ego and in doing so, it exceeded the volume of the universe, at which point the universe expanded to compensate. Knowledge of this caused further ego expansion, which caused further expansion of the spleen, and in turn the universe, creating a massive positive feedback loop. He also asserts that if the blood level in his caffiene stream gets too high the universe will collapse in on itself, yet also that the universe has already collapsed in on itself, but due to Special Relativity, we have no physical means of perceiving this fact; he further insists that all of these assertions are absolutely true and in no way contradictory.

Radio stuff

If there is a theme to the show, it might be best summarized as the trials and tribulations of running a broadcast studio in the Violet Fog.

Is it "family friendly?" Sure, if your mom's a crack whore!

Latest News

Just when you thought it was safe to listen to RKOL...

Fall 2016

As of October 2016 PFE's current show time is Wednesday 2am-4am Eastern US time.

Music

Oh, so that's what kids are calling it these days. When PFE does it, he calls it Audio Bukakke.

Incoherent mumbling/randompsychobabble

These are terms sometimes used to describe PFE's attempts at verbal communications. At their best they approach a form of glossolalia. At their worst they approach a form of prophecy. Usually, it is just incoherent mumbling or randompsychobabble.

Requests

Only Omnifrog can submit valid requests. All valid requests will be played except those submitted by Omnifrog.

Show Info

Between the Cracks

Audio Bukakke and randompsychobabble and stuff. Operate heavy machinery while listening at your own risk.

Emergency Sessions

These shows occur whenever PFE fills in for another DJ's regular shift. The only real difference between these shows and others are issues of scheduling.

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