Pasta Far Eye
|Pasta Far Eye|
Do not attempt to adjust your set!
|Show Name:||The Voyages of the Mutant Hippy Psychic Warlord|
|Prize Multi:||Shroomicide Girl (#1732026)|
|Location:||Deep within the Violet Fog|
| Sat 7pm-9pm Eastern US Time.|
Check the schedule for extra shows!
In the beginning, all was darkness and void and PFE was content in his meditative solitude. Then God came along and tripped over PFE and PFE did verily exclaim, "You blind, idiot bastard! Turn on a fuckin' light!" And God said: Let there be light. and there was light and PFE muttered ruefully, "Damn. There goes the neighborhood."
PFE was discovered passed out in the gutter behind the KoL Addicts Clan Hall. As this gutter is also the secret lounge for clan officers and admins, it was just assumed that he was a new clan officer. (It took most of a year to correct that error.) Like a salmon drawn upstream to its ancestral spawning grounds, PFE soon found his way into the Violet Fog. At first, his rantings about finding "the promised land" were dismissed as the delusions of a drug crazed hippy. Then, when he proceded to literally carve the Half-Astral Studio out of the vapors of the fog itself, his rantings were praised as the divine prophecies of a drug crazed hippy. When someone "reminded" him that he needed astral mushrooms to get to the Violet Fog, he replied "No way man, I haven't come down since 1972! How d'you think I can find my way around the place so well? It's like the back of my hand... only bigger. See, look at my hand. Oh fuck! Where's my hand? Dude! Who stole my hand?!"
PFE claims to have been previously engaged variously as a genocidal despot, balrog rancher, ascetic mystic, clone arranger, rat hunter, and interdimensional tour guide. Some of this has actually been confirmed.
Apparently, PFE and FridgeTroll formerly shared a skull, where PFE claims Fridge was perpetually late on his share of the rent. PFE found an old refrigerator in the haunted kitchen, set it up in the back room of the studio, kicked Fridge out of his skull and told him that he could live in the refrigerator as long as he didn't get arrested. Perhaps contrary to PFE's story, or perhaps in support of it, prior to the installation of that refrigerator there is no evidence of FridgeTroll's existence. Given PFE's ability to seemingly warp the fabric of reality it may not be such a suprise that FridgeTroll's volume is greater than that defined by the external dimensions of the fridge.
PFE has a young son who is known online and on-air as the balrog. The balrog occasionally attempts to invade the studio and wreak havoc while PFE is broadcasting, these events are referred to as "balrog attacks."
Flying Spaghetti Monster?
"Sure, pass the romano cheese."
More than anything else, PFE is a vessel used by many extradimensional creatures for their visits to various dimensions in which PFE is comfortable. The most powerful and enduring of these creatures is his beard, which is bent on nothing less than universal domination.
PFE asserts that his spleen is responsible for universal expansion (much to the dismay of his beard). At some point in the past, his ego expanded to nearly the full volume of the universe. In order to maintain control of his ego, his spleen expanded to contain his ego and in doing so, it exceeded the volume of the universe, at which point the universe expanded to compensate. Knowledge of this caused further ego expansion, which caused further expansion of the spleen, and in turn the universe, creating a massive positive feedback loop. He also asserts that if the blood level in his caffiene stream gets too high the universe will collapse in on itself, yet also that the universe has already collapsed in on itself, but due to Special Relativity, we have no physical means of perceiving this fact; he further insists that all of these assertions are absolutely true and in no way contradictory.
If there is a theme to the show, it might be best summarized as the trials and tribulations of running a broadcast studio in the Violet Fog.
Is it "family friendly?" Sure, if your mom's a crack whore!
Check here for info on upcoming events, projects, etc.
As of July 7, 2014 PFE's current show time is Saturday 7pm-9pm Eastern US time.
Bands/artists you're likely to hear on a regular basis include (in no particular order), Judas Priest, Soundgarden, Tool, Gov't Mule, Shpongle, Kyuss, Chrome Division, The Rolling Stones, The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, Slayer, Blue Öyster Cult, and KMFDM. While favoring classic* metal, acid rock, and grunge, PFE's playlist includes a wide variety of music including 40's hemp jazz, psytrance, Tuvan throat signing, roots reggae, and P-Funk.
- *classic meaning more than 25 years old.
Recurring musical features include: Seattle sets featuring artists from Seattle and the Seattle area, this generally means early grunge. Another regular feature is Mule Time featuring 30 minutes of live Gov't Mule carefully selected from his extensive collection (nearly 90 hours!) of live Mule recordings. Other semi-regular features include Violet Fog sets comprised of songs about psychedelic drugs and drug use in general, 420 sets comprising of cannabis related music spanning over 70 years of musical history, and PFE's Political Power Hour featuring politically charged or motivated music from all across the political spectrum.
Traditionally PFE's sets run 25-30 minutes and are generally formed around a genre, theme, or maybe a single word, although sometimes he departs from that and forms a set based on stuff he just thinks sounds good together, yet doesn't necessarily have any other connection. However, PFE is known for burning traditions almost as relentlessly as he burns cannabis. (This is why he retired, to burn traditions and cannabis.)
These are terms sometimes used to describe PFE's attempts at verbal communications. At their best they approach a form of glossolalia. At their worst they approach a form of prophecy. Usually, it is just incoherent mumbling or randompsychobabble.
One can always make requests from PFE's playlist, he might even play them.
PFE welcomes submissions (except from Omnifrog). A fair number of the bands in his heavy rotation are the direct result of submissions from listeners. Send (well labelled* mp3) submissions to <firstname.lastname@example.org>. He will not download submissions during a show (with very rare exceptions), preferring to preview them before playing them. If he doesn't think it sucks, he'll add it to his playlist where it can be requested at a later date. If he actually likes it, he'll probably play it to death, and then reanimate it and add it to his undead legions.
- The filename should include name of the artist and the song title. Poorly labelled or non-mp3 submissions are likely to be ignored.
Music and randompsychobabble and stuff. Operate heavy machinery while listening at your own risk.
PFE's Political Power Hour (x4!)
Twice a year, on or around May 1st (International Worker's Day) and US Election Day (2nd Tuesday of Novemeber), PFE will do a show entirely of politically charged and or motivated music: protests, anthems, memorials, etc. #occupyyoureardrums
These shows occur whenever PFE fills in for another DJ's regular shift. The only real difference between these shows and others are issues of scheduling.
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