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*Rule 101 of /radio: PROPHET!
*Rule 101 of /radio: PROPHET!
*Rule 1975 of /radio: If there is an Omnifrog, there must be Disco.
*Rule 1975 of /radio: If there is an Omnifrog, there must be Disco.
*Rule 1975.5 of /radio: NO DISCO!
*Rule 1985 of /radio: NO DISCO!
*Rule 2012 of /radio: Your doomsday prediction is wrong.
*Rule 2012 of /radio: Your doomsday prediction is wrong.

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Rules of /Radio chat

First, you questioning the DJs was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement. And secondly, you must be in /radio for the /radio code to apply. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard /radio, Miss Turner. - Capt. Barbossa

The rules stated here are the unofficial rules of the chat channel known as /radio. They are mostly a humorous set of guidelines.

It is highly amusing to see who is following them ... Particularly #8 religiously.

The Rules

  • Rule -2 of /radio: The Game Chat rules are not to be trifled with. Read them, learn them, live them, love them. THE RULES
  • Rule -1 of /radio: Mods are Mods, DJs are DJs, DJs are not Mods. (Most of the time). Minimods are not mods or welcome. If you have an issue in the channel, find a mod.
  • Rule 0 of /radio: Real life comes first. Don't let /radio or KoL come in the way of job/school/personal obligations.
  • Rule √-1 of /radio : The DJ is always right. usually
  • Rule 1 of /radio: Never give Kakadesu or Lady Arsenic ideas... Like ever.
  • Rule 1.618 of /radio: The Golden rule
  • Rule 2 of /radio: Don't encourage Kakadesu or Lady Arsenic... Bad things cometh of it.
  • Rule 3 of /radio: Because Jick secretly hates you... And doesn't want to buy you jam... EVER.
  • Rule 3.14 of /radio: Because we like pie, especially when it's got bacon.
  • Rule 4 of /radio: In soviet /radio, Ceiling Mariachi sees you!
  • Rule 5 of /radio: Don't like the song? There is the off switch.
  • Rule 6 of /radio: There is no rule 6! (AKA: This is not the rule you are looking for, move along.)
  • Rule 6.9 of /radio: Radio does not exist to get you laid.
  • Rule 7 of /radio: One doth not giveth Starkmoon caffeine lightly.
  • Rule 8 of /radio: Radio is so much better naked! Why are you still wearing clothes?
  • Rule 9 of /radio: Radio is full of good advice and bad... The trick is knowing the difference and still doing whichever is more fun!
  • Rule 10 of /radio: Sleep is for the weak... All the cool kids'll stay for another song. (AKA: Sleep! What is that?)
  • Rule 11 of /radio: Radio is all about discussing the music broadcast on the stream... And BOOBS.
  • Rule 12 of /radio: TheFlorist is the DJ. No, really.
  • Rule 13 of /radio: The obligatory "<insert con name here> attendance is compulsory" rule.
  • Rule 14 of /radio: It's radio, there is one one thing I want:
  • Rule 15 of /radio: Boobs... Like, no, seriously... BOOBS.
  • Rule 16 of /radio: Yay Macro... This macro was stolen from Elle Belle and totally freakin' corrupted...
  • Rule 17 of /radio: Radio is fueled by gratuitious playing of Bananaphone, Rick Astley, and the Scissor Sisters' cover of Comfortably Numb.
  • Rule 18 of /radio: The plural of 'smurf' is 'smurves'.
  • Rule 19 of /radio: The DJs have special rules... Please listen to them... Even if you have to take the piss first.
  • Rule 20 of /radio: The radio doesn't exist. It is merely a figment of your deranged imagination.
  • Rule 21 of /radio: The MMG is pure evil incarnated from the very depths of Hey Deze. Merely mentioning it will summon Azazel himself.
  • Rule 22 of /radio: There are three states in /radio: Drunk, Getting Drunk or Hungover.
  • Rule 23 of /radio: PVA is always on. ALWAYS. PVA may or may not be TheFlorist, depending on what Schrödinger says...
  • Rule 23.5 of /radio: TechRat may or may not be PVA. They've never been seen in the same place at the same time, like Bruce Wayne and Batman.
  • Rule 24 of /radio: There are four of this rule in a single set of 24 rules.
  • Rule 25 of /radio: Never give Kakadesu or Lady Arsenic the password to the radio stream, else the apocalypse cometh... ZOMG We're all going to DIE!!
  • Rule 25 Subsection A of /radio: Oh FUCK.......
  • Rule 26 of /radio: Sword = WANG. No excuses.
  • Rule 27 of /radio: Blame whomever you want, it was probably your fault if you need a scapegoat... Me, I just blame Feared Al Yankovic.
  • Corollary to Rule 27 of /radio: Feared Al Yankovic is to blame for everything bad that has ever happened. Yes, including that. And that. And that, too.
  • Rule 28 of /radio: /radio exists to give you shit about giving you shit.
  • Rule 29 of /radio: Your MOM. (Frequently disqualified.)
  • Rule 30 of /radio: Thou shalt smite thy foolish admitter (or whomever is caught out or sprung) with stuff. And a damn fine herpes brick tag to you!
  • Rule 31 of /radio: Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
  • Rule 32 of /radio: Thou shalt not question Discworldian's love for Stephen Fry.
  • Rule 32.5 of /radio: Thou shalt not question why Discworldian is outside Stephen Fry's place with binoculars.
  • Rule 33 of /radio: If this rule were Jesus, it'd be dead by now.
  • Rule 34 of /radio: /radio is NOT the internet.
  • Rule 35 of /radio: Thou shalt not discriminate against burritos.
  • Rule 36 of /radio: Thou shalt not name new items, monsters or content. That's what smurves are for.
  • Rule 37 of /radio: STOP CONFUSING THE DJ! LOOK . . . SHINY THING!
  • Rule 38 of /radio: If children shouldn't see it, /radio shouldn't see it. If your boss shouldn't see it, add 'NSFW'.
  • Rule 39 of /radio: If it's got sound, give it a freaking obvious sound warning you useless idiots.
  • Rule 40 of /radio: Thou shalt not flame . . . please.
  • Rule 41 of /radio: People who obsess about overcorrections of English are morons, up with which /radio will not put.
  • Rule 42 of /radio: This was the answer, now what was the damn significance again?
  • Rule 43 of /radio: Do not Huggle KMD.
  • Rule 44 of /radio: Neither stanley nor BlortHorc are allowed to call KMD "Big Pappa"
  • Rule 45 of /radio: If there is a Celsey, there must be Bowie.
  • Rule 46 of /radio: Anything you rub your butt on is yours to keep.
  • Rule 47 of /radio: If you stick out your tongue, you have to use it.
  • Rule 48 of /radio: FNG stands for whatever we say it does.
  • Rule 49 of /radio: Do not feed the FNGs!
  • Rule 50 of /radio: "Old" content is =NEW= to newbs and folks who have been stuck in RL... answer game questions in PM.
  • Area 51 of /radio: The truth can be out there. Or in here. We're safe as long as nobody knows.
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  • Rule 66(6) of /radio: Sparkly vampires are not good subjects for books, movies, or any other media format - current or yet to be invented.
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  • Rule 68 of /radio: How about I owe you one?
  • Rule 68.999 recurring of /radio: If there's something strange playing on /radio, it's Bodisaniwi's fault.
  • Rule 69 of /radio: *snigger*
  • Rule 70 of /radio: Your failure to understand BlueStu's finely crafted puns does not preclude their being funny. Or a good try, anyway.
  • Rule 71 of /radio: It is not music any more after Bodisaniwi has had his/its (we're not sure which) way with it.
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  • Rule 76 of /radio: Chadomancer is the bumpsmith. (An award winning bumpsmith at that)
  • Rule 77 of /radio: Hot Pho (the 77th Radio KoL DJ) is (still) the sizzling hot bumpslut.
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  • Rule 80 of /radio: We can dance if we want to.
  • Rule 81 of /radio: We can leave your friends behind.
  • Rule 82 of /radio: 'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.
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  • Rule 88 of /radio: My trilogy is better than your trilogy.
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  • Rule 96 of /radio: All holes will be filled. 96 is the perfect number in your bedroom.
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  • Rule 98 of /radio: Listen to Radio KoL.
  • Rule 99 of /radio: ???
  • Rule 100 of /radio: PROFIT!
  • Rule 101 of /radio: PROPHET!
  • Rule 1975 of /radio: If there is an Omnifrog, there must be Disco.
  • Rule 1985 of /radio: NO DISCO!
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  • Rule 2012 of /radio: Your doomsday prediction is wrong.
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  • Rule 4000 of /radio: This port is always taken. Always.
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  • Rule 1300135 of /radio: Seriously.
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