Techrat was a DJ,
But Techrat is no more.
Jez fired him quite often
Because the audience he would bore!
He rarely spoke, just typed in chat,
While songs went streaming by.
If requests occurred in /radio,
That song was added on the fly!
The listeners all strove in vain
To name a song he could not play!
But TechRat's fu was powerful
Thanks to his ten terabyte Array.
Do not mourn retired TechRat.
He's still playing the game, too.
The mic's been passed, and now
He's just a listener, like you.