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Zaffer was literally conceived in a radio station. Unfortunately, what was playing at the moment has been lost to the sands of time. Just as well, as she does not want to know what her parents were getting it on to or if they were actually on air when it happened. She has 6 younger brothers and sisters and even as an adult gets raging mad if someone talks to her through the bathroom door.
19 years later, she was a college DJ at an extremely low-powered station where the transmitter was often turned off without informing the DJs, meaning they were only broadcasting from the speakers piped around the buildings. This may or may not have been prompted by her playing rude Iggy Pop songs. She turned down Kathleen Hanna's offer of spaghetti, although that chick was mad hot.
19 years still later, she lives in Dave Blood's house as an unemployed divorcee nurse.
Zaffer loves Batman, old NIN, and Eddie Izzard. The only country song she will play must be sung by Maynard. If you don't know what that means, leave it alone.
Donations can be sent to prize-multi Zafferbot. Requests should go to firstname.lastname@example.org in mp3 format or blue msg Zaffer in game.